Duke Cannon Big Ass Soap
Every year Duke Cannon aims to make holiday spirits bright for his guests before they roll into town. Dragging the decorations down from the attic, scaling the roof to string lights across every eave and dormer, and finally, preparing his homemade eggnog — this being the annual favorite of his brother-in-law Gary, who usually ends each night of his over-extended stay with multiple helpings of no egg, no nog, just a two-finger pour of brandy. Smells like toasted nutmeg and musk
Duke Cannon would rather explore the Great Plains on horseback than navigate the parking lot of an outlet mall in a compact car. It's in the Great Wide Open, about 1000 miles from the nearest food court, where a light breeze carries the scent of old leather mixed with fresh rolled tobacco leaves. Take a trip back in time when a nice, masculine scent didn't involve citrus fruits or flowers, and experience this American-made soap inspired by leaf and leather.
Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice. A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty (same as our Accomplishment Bar)
One day while sipping a refreshing shower beer, Duke Cannon got the idea: what if we put beer in the soap? Turns out there are actual skin benefits that come from the beer, but that's just a nice side benefit of doing something awesome. So, we partnered with our friends at Old Milwaukee, purveyors of a quality domestic lager enjoyed by hard-working Americans since 1849. The result is a Big Ass Beer Soap that suds up well, gets you clean, and smells outstanding. (It doesn't smell like beer. It has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that smells like a man should.) To honor the military heritage of the Big Ass Brick of Soap, this particular item comes in Limited Edition "Stars and Stripes" pin-up packaging modeled after the iconic female wartime heroes of the WWII-era.
Rudolph works hard during the holidays. He deserves a few minutes of respite after a long day, so we’ve created Rudolph’s Much Deserved Night Cap, a festive soap with the scent of Toasted Cinnamon and antique wood that compliments his favorite nightly beverage of cinnamon schnapps. Smells like toasted cinnamon and antique wood
- At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
- May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
- Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
- A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military
- Size: 10 oz bar
- Ingredients: Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Activated Charcoal, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract.
*Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil
This will ship out from Canton, OK in 1-2 business days or sooner with tracking. Expect quick arrival!
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We do not ship internationally.
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RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Our policy lasts 14 days. If 14 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging with all tags attached. Contact us before attempting a return or exchange.
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